Author: George Burns
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Good Night Messages for Wife
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
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