Author: George Burns
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I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
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