I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast. - George Burns quotes

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

Author: George Burns

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George Burns Quotes - I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

Author: George Burns

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