First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns quotes

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Author: George Burns

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George Burns Quotes - Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Author: George Burns

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