Author: George Burns
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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