Author: George Burns
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
At my age flowers scare me.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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