Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. - George Burns quotes

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Author: George Burns

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George Burns Quotes - First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Author: George Burns

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