Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns quotes

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Author: George Burns

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At my age flowers scare me.

At my age flowers scare me.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

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