Author: George Burns
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The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
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