When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.' - George Burns quotes

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

Author: George Burns

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George Burns Quotes - Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

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George Burns Quotes - I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Author: George Burns

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