I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. - George Burns quotes

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

Author: George Burns

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

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