People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns quotes

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

Author: George Burns

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George Burns Quotes - I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

Author: George Burns

George Burns Quotes - I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

Author: George Burns

Samuel Butler Quotes - Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.

Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.

Author: Samuel Butler

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