Author: George Burns
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.
Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
To give pain is the tyranny; to make happy, the true empire of beauty.
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