Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. - Phyllis Diller quotes

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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