Phyllis Diller Quotes, Thoughts and images

Phyllis Diller Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.

Phyllis Diller Quotes

Phyllis Diller Quotes

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Unique Quotes

Phyllis Diller Unique Quotes

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Thoughts

Phyllis Diller Thoughts

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Positive Quotes

Phyllis Diller Positive Quotes

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Inspirational Quotes

Phyllis Diller Inspirational Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Motivational Quotes

Phyllis Diller Motivational Quotes

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Short Quotes

Phyllis Diller Short Quotes

My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Positive Thoughts

Phyllis Diller Positive Thoughts

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes images

Phyllis Diller Quotes images

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Status

Phyllis Diller Status

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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