Phyllis Diller Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
Author: Phyllis Diller
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.
Good Morning Message For Him
Ours is an excessively conscious age. We know so much, we feel so little.
Author: D. H. Lawrence
Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.
Author: James Joyce
The future is everything that past has forgotten.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard
Betrayal betrays the betrayer.
Author: Erica Jong
If you will not have God (and He is a jealous God), you should pay your respects to Hitler or Stalin.
Author: T. S. Eliot
In films, murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock
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