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Phyllis Diller Thoughts

Phyllis Diller Thoughts

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller Quotes Images

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

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Phyllis Diller Messages

Phyllis Diller Messages

Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.

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Short Phyllis Diller Quotes

Short Phyllis Diller Quotes

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

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Simple Phyllis Diller Messages

Simple Phyllis Diller Messages

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

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Phyllis Diller Thoughts

Phyllis Diller Thoughts

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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Phyllis Diller Messages Images

I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.

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