Phyllis Diller Thoughts
Best 20+ Phyllis Diller Messages, Quotes, and Images
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.
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A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.
As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.
To be irreplaceable, you have to be different.
How paramount the future is to the present when one is surrounded by children.
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.