My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
Author: Phyllis Diller
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I like to serve chocolate cake because it doesn't show the dirt.
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A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.
Author: Colin Powell
As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
Author: James Joyce
The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.
Author: William Hazlitt
To be irreplaceable, you have to be different.
Author: Coco Chanel
How paramount the future is to the present when one is surrounded by children.
Author: Charles Darwin
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
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