Author: Phyllis Diller
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
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