The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day. - Phyllis Diller quotes

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Author: Phyllis Diller

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