Author: Phyllis Diller
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
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