You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller quotes

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Author: Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller Quotes - You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes - Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Author: Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller Quotes - If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Author: Phyllis Diller

Alfred Hitchcock Quotes - In films, murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.

In films, murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.

Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock Quotes - Never turn your back on a friend.

Never turn your back on a friend.

Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock Quotes - Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

Author: Alfred Hitchcock

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