I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me. - Bob Hope quotes

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.

Author: Bob Hope

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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

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