Bob Hope Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.
Author: Bob Hope
I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
The devil was the first democrat.
Author: Lord Byron
A single line in the Bible has consoled me more than all the books I ever read besides.
Author: Immanuel Kant
Going home must be like going to render an account.
Author: Joseph Conrad
You aren't learning anything when you're talking.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.
Author: Jacques Yves Cousteau
Real art has the capacity to make us nervous.
Author: Susan Sontag
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