I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House. - Bob Hope quotes

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

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Bob Hope Quotes - Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands.

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Bob Hope Quotes - The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

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Bob Hope Quotes - Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

Failure is the only thing I've ever been a success at.

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Bob Hope Quotes - When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

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Bob Hope Quotes - I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

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Bob Hope Quotes - Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Author: Bob Hope

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