Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover. - Bob Hope quotes

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover.

Author: Bob Hope

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Bob Hope Quotes - I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Author: Bob Hope

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