The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. - Bob Hope quotes

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Author: Bob Hope

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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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