Author: Bob Hope
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Good Night Messages for Wife
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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