She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. - Bob Hope quotes

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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Bob Hope Quotes - The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

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Bob Hope Quotes - I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

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Bob Hope Quotes - I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

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Bob Hope Quotes - I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

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Bob Hope Quotes - A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

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Bob Hope Quotes - You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Author: Bob Hope

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