A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope quotes

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Author: Bob Hope

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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

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