I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected. - Bob Hope quotes

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Author: Bob Hope

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I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

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