I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected. - Bob Hope quotes

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Author: Bob Hope

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Bob Hope Quotes - I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

Author: Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes - No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

Author: Bob Hope

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