Why are there no "during" pictures?

What people really need and demand from life is not wealth, comfort, or esteem, but games worth playing

Labeling a child as mentally ill is stigmatization, not diagnosis. Giving a child a psychiatric drug is poisoning, not treatment.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

We prefer a meaningless collective guilt to a meaningful individual responsibility

In the past, men created witches: now they create mental patients.

In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence.

If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.