Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence.
If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
