Mitch Hedberg Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
Author: Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus or just a really cool Optimus?
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.
I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.
I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
good night love status
The line between disorder and order lies in logistics.
Author: Sun Tzu
It is wise to withhold one's heart and mind from men who think themselves superior.
Ideas are, in truth, forces. Infinite, too, is the power of personality. A union of the two always makes history.
Author: Henry James
Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
Author: Yogi Berra
Follow your own path, no matter what people say.
Author: Karl Marx
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Author: Kin Hubbard
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