Mitch Hedberg Quotes, Thoughts and images

Mitch Hedberg Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Unique Quotes

Mitch Hedberg Unique Quotes

Is a hippopotamus or just a really cool Optimus?

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Thoughts

Mitch Hedberg Thoughts

I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Positive Quotes

Mitch Hedberg Positive Quotes

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Inspirational Quotes

Mitch Hedberg Inspirational Quotes

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Motivational Quotes

Mitch Hedberg Motivational Quotes

Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Short Quotes

Mitch Hedberg Short Quotes

I know people who believe in ghosts but don't believe in themselves.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Positive Thoughts

Mitch Hedberg Positive Thoughts

I'd hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes images

Mitch Hedberg Quotes images

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Status

Mitch Hedberg Status

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

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