If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg quotes

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - Why are there no

Why are there no "during" pictures?

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

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