I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others. - Mitch Hedberg quotes

I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - Why are there no

Why are there no "during" pictures?

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

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Mitch Hedberg Quotes - Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

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