Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
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