Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Good Night Messages for Wife
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Love Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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