If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.

I hope I left behind a legacy that people will enjoy. But whatever they want to say, I can't predict.

There was nothing wrong with shouting at God.

The beginning and the end of the tango are the walk.

Being a star is an agent's dream, not an actor's.

I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

To this day, I still think Lonesome Dove is my best part.

Listening to critics is like letting Muhammad Ali decide which astronaut goes to the moon.

There's no right or wrong just truthful or untruthful.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The one you fight with the most is always the one who’s most like you.

When I knew nothing, I thought I could do anything.

We either accept weaknesses in good people or we have to tear pages out of the Bible.

Never use the money to measure wealth, son.

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.

Everybody likes to win.

I always stayed for the first curtain call and people always said, 'Who's that?' But this got me started in acting.

I always told Hitch that it would have been better to put seats around the set and sell tickets.

I sort of got into Westerns... It was a sort of desperation move, really. I had several pictures that didn't go very well, and I just realised that I would have to try something else.