I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

Because if I don't know my lines, I really don't know what I'm doing.

I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty strange.

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience.

Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.

I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."

My hair was famous before I was.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor "You're loveable"!

There was nothing you couldn't do if you wanted it bad enough, and were willing to work hard enough to get it.

I work too hard and don't play enough.

I try to write about the stuff that torments us all.

I'm surprisingly practical in much of my life, but not when it comes to my shoes.

I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Never lose hope, and if you can, find the courage to love again.

I have a few obsessions in life, and one is shoes!