I'm surprisingly practical in much of my life, but not when it comes to my shoes.

I'm surprisingly practical in much of my life, but not when it comes to my shoes.

Danielle Steel

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor "You're loveable"!

There was nothing you couldn't do if you wanted it bad enough, and were willing to work hard enough to get it.

There was nothing you couldn't do if you wanted it bad enough, and were willing to work hard enough to get it.

I work too hard and don't play enough.

I work too hard and don't play enough.

I try to write about the stuff that torments us all.

I try to write about the stuff that torments us all.

I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Never lose hope, and if you can, find the courage to love again.

Never lose hope, and if you can, find the courage to love again.

I have a few obsessions in life, and one is shoes!

I have a few obsessions in life, and one is shoes!

I decided I would never do interviews again.

I decided I would never do interviews again.

In my late teenage years, I developed a real passion for it, and wrote a lot of poetry.

In my late teenage years, I developed a real passion for it, and wrote a lot of poetry.

I don't just want to catch some guy and have a bunch of kids. I want to make something of myself.

I don't just want to catch some guy and have a bunch of kids. I want to make something of myself.

I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.

Somebody once said to me that photography and writing don't get respect because people think that they can do it, too.

Somebody once said to me that photography and writing don't get respect because people think that they can do it, too.

You can’t move ahead until you bury the past.

You can’t move ahead until you bury the past.