There was nothing you couldn't do if you wanted it bad enough, and were willing to work hard enough to get it.

Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.

I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."

My hair was famous before I was.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Victoria heard across the wedding reception dance floor "You're loveable"!

I work too hard and don't play enough.

I try to write about the stuff that torments us all.

I'm surprisingly practical in much of my life, but not when it comes to my shoes.

I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my children are horrified!

Never lose hope, and if you can, find the courage to love again.

I have a few obsessions in life, and one is shoes!

I decided I would never do interviews again.

In my late teenage years, I developed a real passion for it, and wrote a lot of poetry.

I don't just want to catch some guy and have a bunch of kids. I want to make something of myself.