What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you? Thank you. You are very kind.

That hurt querida, that really hurt

oh my god, she said are you going to be reasonable about this?

Cal: “Could you write a little bigger? I’m not sure China saw that.” Every Boy's Got One

I snatched the paper away from Dopey. "Hey," he yelled. "I was reading that!" "Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a try," I said.

Smiles like that should be against the law. Considering what they do to a girl.

I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.

She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.

faint heart never won fair lady

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks

I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.

The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

It is a documented fact. I read it in People magazine.

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.