I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.

Smiles like that should be against the law. Considering what they do to a girl.

I'm a liar. And I can't stop thinking about boys.

She hadn't slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.

There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.

great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.

What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you? Thank you. You are very kind.

faint heart never won fair lady

Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.

Unrequited love is all right in books and things, but in real life, it completely sucks

The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in

Life's not easy for unicorns, you know. We're a dying breed.

It is a documented fact. I read it in People magazine.

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

The peace sign is with two fingers not one.

Writing is a workout, just like going for a run!

To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself.

Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. All you have to do is open your eyes and see it.

The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.