Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves. - Johnny Carson quotes

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

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