Johnny Carson Quotes, Thoughts and images

Johnny Carson Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.

Johnny Carson Quotes

Johnny Carson Quotes

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Unique Quotes

Johnny Carson Unique Quotes

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Thoughts

Johnny Carson Thoughts

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Positive Quotes

Johnny Carson Positive Quotes

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Inspirational Quotes

Johnny Carson Inspirational Quotes

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Motivational Quotes

Johnny Carson Motivational Quotes

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Short Quotes

Johnny Carson Short Quotes

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Positive Thoughts

Johnny Carson Positive Thoughts

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes images

Johnny Carson Quotes images

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Status

Johnny Carson Status

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Author: Johnny Carson

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