Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day. - Johnny Carson quotes

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

Author: Johnny Carson

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Johnny Carson Quotes - A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

George Burns has been on my show twenty or thirty times, or maybe more. How can you turn down a guy that age?

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.

I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom.

Author: Johnny Carson

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