Author: Johnny Carson
Good Night Messages for Wife
Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.
Time is born in the eyes, everybody knows that.
Author: Julio Cortazar
Microsoft certainly makes products for the Macintosh.
Author: Melinda Gates
If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.
Author: Maxwell Maltz
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
Author: Rupert Murdoch
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.
I will not be a common man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony.
Author: Peter O'Toole
Memories are nice little possessions. As long as you don't ignore the present when you take them out to play.
Author: Nora Roberts
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!
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