Author: Johnny Carson
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
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