Author: Johnny Carson
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
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