Author: Johnny Carson
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
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