What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous? - Johnny Carson quotes

What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

Author: Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

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