Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. - Johnny Carson quotes

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - When turkeys mate they think of swans.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

Author: Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Quotes - In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

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Johnny Carson Quotes - Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

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