One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness.

I don't like big balls on a dog.

For anyone having a bad day just remember 'If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem.

Take and chance and don't ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned.

If I don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it. And I don't sit and complain about it for a year.

Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

The only routine with me is no routine at all.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

The trouble with me is that I'm an outsider. And that's a very hard thing to be in American life.

You have only one chance to raise your child.

The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future.

He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights... it had to be some silly little Communist.

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

You must continue. Poets are the ones who change the world.

Love of books is the best of all.