The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future.

Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

The only routine with me is no routine at all.

One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

The trouble with me is that I'm an outsider. And that's a very hard thing to be in American life.

You have only one chance to raise your child.

He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights... it had to be some silly little Communist.

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

You must continue. Poets are the ones who change the world.

Love of books is the best of all.

If you produce one book, you will have done something wonderful in your life.

Being a reporter seems a ticket out to the world.

When Harvard men say they have graduated from Radcliffe, then we've made it.

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.

It looks like it's been furnished by discount stores.